Why Women Prefer Vampires!

Give me a dead guy any time...Why Women Prefer Vampires.
By L. J. Kluchin

Have you ever noticed that everywhere you look lately there are hunky, sexy Vampires coming out of the woodwork?? Take a glance and you'll find books, posters, and DVD's of the tormented, but captivating Edward Cullen. Now this is a sexy vamp who constantly appears to be suffering with his plight in a state of lovesick misery, because he isn't sure whether to seduce his girlfriend, Bella, or just give in to temptation and eat her. Then of course there is Vampire Bill from True Blood who sashays and saunters over to Miss Sookie's house and is all southern charm, flaunting his old world sexiness in a gentleman "come a calling" kind of way. And Eric, who is the giant sized Viking Vampire hunk who highlights his hair when he isn't charming the socks off of women or giving them autographs at his Vampire bar, Fangtasia. And don't forget the complex hottie, Rock Star Lestat, punk rocker Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer , or seductive Angel who actually wound up with his own vampire hit TV show and was a successful demon hunting detective. Oh yes, and one season of the attractive and modern Mick St. John from Moonlight, who really would have continued to keep women on the edge of their seats in heavy lust had they not cancelled the show so soon. (Thank goodness for DVD's.) And lets not forget that muscular man called Blade who is only half vampire but half a vamp on him makes for one whole sexy studmuffin, partially human or not! The list of sexy male blood sucking dead guys is endless. They are in books, movies, videos, TV shows, you name it. Vampires are everywhere. Yep,Vamps have come out of the closet and we Women want them. Each one of these fanged fellas is cuter than the next, more mysterious and talented than the his predecessor, and oh so drop dead gorgeous in an erotic pale sort of dangerous way. What can I tell you? Women find Vampire men irresistible. Hey, after two failed marriages with guys who were ALIVE, I am totally starting to get on the bandwagon and become a vampire fan too. I get it! Its easy to understand why girls like these cold silent dead guy types. ..heck after being introduced to a host of nutcases in the real world dating scene, I have come to grips with why women prefer men without a pulse. First off, they are are drop dead gorgeous - (pardon the expression-) next, they never age, so they always look good, (I'd say HOT but that doesn't apply here..) and most of them have impeccable taste and dress like a GQ model. Since they also seem to possess the strength of a superhero they can save you in a moments notice, open your car door for all eternity (Don't you just love that?) Because they have been around for centuries they treat you like a real lady, which is always a plus. And they can zoom with ease and come to your aid in a flash should you need them because they move at the speed of light. But, best of all, they can't cheat on you during the daylight hours because they are either sleeping or staying indoors until sundown. You know,there are really a lot of advantages to dating a vampire. The more I think about It, vampires just might be the way to go! Oh sure they get a little crazy when they've been without blood for a while, but most men are rather unpredictable so there's not so much of a difference in behavior, and of course if you accidentally cut yourself you better run for cover because you just might be dinner, but other than those little mishaps, the positives seem to far out way the negatives. If you look at this rationally, then falling in love with a vampire might just be the wave of the future. They are handsome, mysterious, sexy, and polite. Most are rich because they've had years to accumulate a fortune, and I've been told they like to drive fancy cars so that should be exciting. All in all, Vampires get my vote. Girls, lets be practical about this. ALL men are flawed. So what's the big deal? The live ones can drink, cheat, gamble, smoke, be stupid, and never want to commit, you know what I mean girls....so why not grab a touch of the exotic. Find yourself a vampire and fall in love with your very own drop dead hunk. So what if they aren't necessarily for real. Whose going to know? Aren't Fantasies the stuff dreams are made of? Even Shakespeare wrote, "Oh What fools these mortals be" So get on the bandwagon girls, and Go get a sexy vamp to date. You'll think you've died and gone to heaven....oh, scratch that thought.......but you know what I mean!!!:) Aren't you just dying to find out what a vamp is like????LOL. See ya at midnight.